Yes, I am an alien and looking for zabrak! Hello!

and i'm lookin' for your brains mwahaha!

and the way she's holding the gun is wrong... excuse me, it was professional

Why? Everything's OK, it's a kind of new fascion

Mine it is bad to speak on english!
BUT!
What horseradish you here do!

i dont understand

УАТА ХЕЛЛ?

Sun Shine Reggae

Shin Ols
What do you no understand

Hi, I'm a Mac. And I'm a PC:
Mac vs PC



I own one Mac myself, and it's so awesome comparing to my 2 PCs.

What is your name,Jedi Exile?

DIMM
What you say ?
I a repetition, i dont understand

Dacen, Xanatos.

Shin Ols
What do you no understand

DIMM
I not understand that other speak

What is there?
Tere is no meaning in your talk!?
Lets talk about Expended Universe.
Do you enjoy it&

One word in Russian and two words in English:
Чайф, Lordi, Scorpions.

TepMoc
+1, excepting Lordi. Craig David is very good too btw, I was surprised and impressed by his vocal and by this virtuoso-boy.

LORDI is the most horrible "rock" group, that I've ever seen!
The best rock groups of all times are Nazareth, Rainbow, Led Zeppelin, Yes. Best Russian rock groups are Avtograf, Araks, Alpha.

Hey, you got to read this article. It's about Eurovision contest:
Oper.ru

Respan
He's a professional, that's true.

Hey guys! Nobodi knows english?

May be i!

I know Englisch very vell. I learnet it from das book.

TepMoc
Oh!
Where are you study English?

OMG.

Oh!
Tilo
And you? Where!

What do you mean?

How much watches?

Exile, you remind me of an old anecdote about my favourite Univercity. As some people may fail to know it, I'm goning to tell it right here and now.

Two ex-MGIMO students meet by exident somewhere abroad. They don't know each other and begin to talk:
- How much watch?
- Six o'cloch.
- Such much?!
- For whom how...
- MGIMO finished?
- Ask!



When I was a student, it was our favourite...

Moff Mewrek, hehe, I know that one, but my version is a little bit different.

Two "new russians" met in a foreign country. Both of them want to show to each other, how cool they are. So they start conversation:
How much watches?
Six o'clocks.
Such much?!
Whom how.
One of them look at the face of another, and suddenly he starts to understand.
Aaaaaa! Pedagogical institute?!
Noooo, Moscow univeRsity!


Everyone, read that article! These people are ****ing right about young people of Russia!

What that means? Why did you post so many 'a'?

how much is the fish?

I hate it.

Who'll drink vodka with me, when i'll visit Moscow? (around 20-31 december)

Elder
I think TepMoc, grizzly, Respan and I=))
But if you will in Moscow, i'll try to organize a meeting=)

Vodka is shit

I'm white girl... but... u know, now i have one big black brother!

Лапусиния

Hi =) My name is Dima

Hi, Dima

Hello everybody!Oh!DriveShaft have song like this... with this words(fuc**ng LOST)

It's evolution, baby

Архивариус

You are DriveShaft fan because you're Charlie fan!

I have an idea. Many members of forum know foreign language (at least they say it :)
In this topic you can prove it. Write what languages do you know, how you learned them, do you have any practice, etc. Furthermore, you can write off the top of your’s head. I hope you'll keep up this topic.

Everybody speak words like "fuck" in England and USA. But it's censored in Russia. So, do you think, will I ban you when you say "fuck"?

PS I think my english is very bad but other people think different.

Whoops. I'm late again :D Deleting my post, I mean.
Yes I think you'll ban me if I say f-word <_<

Sounds like a stupid idea.
Also, my english is sucks.

I have been studying English at school during eleven years. This year I passed the exam (NEF - National Examination Form) and my result is nighty four scores. The exam was rather easy. It was a pity that oral examination was abolished.
Moreover, I have been studying German since six grade, however, I couldn't learn it at all :)))

Oh, this word is so popular in american films, so I think it is not "bad word" yet :)))

СиГиЗмУнД{Третий}
Smart idea. I approve and support -)

Лост
Rules are rules, whatever language user is speaking, aren't they? Ban 'em all.

Ban them. Ban them now! Do it! © almost Palpy

СиГиЗмУнД{Третий}
No offense, but I really don't get it. How did you manage to get a score this high if I can count three mistakes in your posts so far? And, off the record, my score is 80. No, something's definitely wrong here.

Hey guys. I guess that really doesn't matter how much did each of you score... :) For example, I've never actually learned English, I hated my lessons, I refused to answer when teacher asked me to go to the blackboard and I never did my homework :D

Ilan Thorn
Sorry, my English is not perfect :) Besides, I'm tired and sad.
Nevertheless, write me these mistakes, please.