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Ilan Thorn
Отставить народные волнения! Первому каналу включить положительные новости об апокалипсисе Европы, каналу "Культура" включить балет "Лебединое озеро", а ТНТ - "Дом 2"! На нашем же канале - скандалы, интриги и расследования, первоначально обнаруженные на dA. Представляем всем желающим "счетчик жизненной девственности", который позволяет всем желающим определить, насколько прав был Курт Кобейн, заявляя, что всех имеет жизнь... или все имеют жизнь... whatever. Начинайте отсчет со 100% и, отмечая каждый пункт, который вам в жизни удалось пережить, убирайте по проценту. А если вдруг пройдете, то поделитесь результатом. Не обязательно выкладывать подробный список отмеченного (хотя, если нечего стесняться, то почему бы нет?), но хотя бы в процентах.


А что успел сделать ТЫ?


P.S. Да, я сам не ожидал, что когда-нибудь создам тему с таким содержанием. Но, во-первых, на форуме сложилась экстренная ситуация и я считаю необходимым сделать все возможное, чтобы окончательно уничтожить моральный облик форумчан. А во-вторых, мне так не хочется писать на завтра рецензию на "Елену"!..

Участники:
Уличный поэт, 20 - 90%
DenSylar, 20 - 85%
Dass Jennir, неизвестно - 87%
Боба, 16 - 86%
Commander Genrih, 25 - 80%
ddt, 18 - 79%
Albatros, 23 - 77%
Ilan Thorn, 20 - 76%
Нокс, 23 - 76%
Хис, 16, - 75%
ArhAngel, 23 - 74%
Helios, 21 - 74%
Dezmond, 22 - 73%
Sef, 26 - 73%
Dhani, 22 - 72%
Arhikanonik, 23 - 70%
Keeper, 20 - 69%
Раймус Айсбридж, 21 - 68%
Лазари Айсбридж, 22 - 65%
Оод Бнар, 16 - 64%
Лурстарк, 23 - 63%
Барон Понмерси, 21 - 61%
Хеллика Ордо, 20 - 61%
Sion4eg, 19 - 59%
Kimaen Irat Tcha, 20 - 51%
OneMoreShepard, 18 - 51%
Gilad, 29 - 50%
Космос, 21 - 50%
TehBane, 22 - 49%
Hayte, 22 - 48%
A'den Ne'tra, неизвестно - 43%
Хант, 22 - 43%
Antill, 22 - 41%
Den Di, 21 - 40%
Niemand MacMaul, 25 - 39%
D.G., 19 - 37%
Норд, неизвестно - 36%
Аластор, неизвестно - 34%
Makaveli, 24 - 32%
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TK-430, 22 - 26%
i1knower, 22 - 12%
Morwen
Единая Росси победит. Инфа 100%
L0rd D@rth $m1th
Победителем буду я! инфа 100500 %
Хант
Цитата
я считаю необходимым сделать все возможное, чтобы окончательно уничтожить моральный облик форумчан

Вместо этого ты уничтожил свой моральный облик trollface.gif
Niemand's Shadowfeed
Почитал начало списка ( да и то по диагонали), сложилось ощущение, что если все точно посчитать, то я загоню себя в минуса... Правда на пару пунктов не знаю как реагировать. Например, считается ли переломом трещина в кости, или единственная в жизни затяжка - курением?
Dhani
Цитата(Хант @ 14.12.2011, 11:33) *
Вместо этого ты уничтожил свой моральный облик trollface.gif

Shinoda
Цитата
Победителем буду я! инфа 100500 %

Учитывая такие пункты , как "насиловали ли вы людей"...
TehBane
(*) Smoked.
(*) Drank alcohol.
() Cried when someone died.
(*) Been drunk.
(*) Had sex.
(*) Been to a concert.
(*) gotten/given a handjob.
() gotten/given a blowjob.
(*) Been verbally/sexually harassed.
(*) Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
() Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
(*) Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
() Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
() Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
(*) Been to prom.
(*) Cried at school.
(*) Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
() Went streaking.
(*) Given or received a lap dance.
(*) Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.

(*) Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
(*) Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
(*) Kissed a stranger.
(*) Hugged a stranger.
() Went scuba diving.
() Driven a car.
(*) Gotten an x-ray.
(*) Hit by a car.
(*) Had a party.
() Done serious drugs.

() Played strip poker/darts.
() Got paid to strip for someone.
() Run away from home.
() Broken a bone.
(*) Eaten sushi.
(*) Bought porn.
(*) Watched porn.
() Made porn.
() Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
(*) Been in love.

(*) Made Out.
(*) Laughed so hard you cried.
() Cried yourself to sleep.
() Laughed yourself to sleep.
() Stabbed yourself.
() Shot a gun.
(*) Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
(*) Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
(*) Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
() Watched an animal die.

() Watched a person die.
(*) Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person.
(*) Pranked somebody.
() Put somebody in the hospital.
() Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
() Kissed somebody of the same sex.
() Dressed punk.
() Dressed goth.
() Dressed preppy.
() Been to a motocross race.

(*) Avoided somebody.
() Been stalked.
(*) Stalked someone.
() Met a celebrity.
(*) Played an instrument.
() Ridden a horse.
() Cut yourself.
() Bungee jumped.
() Ding dong ditched somebody.
(*) Been to a wild party.

() Got caught stealing something.
(*) Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
() Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
() Gone out with your friend's crush.
(*) Got arrested.
() Been pregnant.
(*) Babysat.
(*) Been to another country.
() Started your house on fire.
(*) Had an encounter with a ghost.

() Donated your hair to cancer patients.
(*) Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
() Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
() Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
(*) Sat on your butt all day.
(*) Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
(*) Had a job.
() Gotten cut from a sports team.
() Been called a wh***.
() Danced like a wh***.

(*) Been mistaken as older than your own age.
() Been in a car accident.
(*) Been told you have beautiful eyes.
(*) Been told you have beautiful hair.
() Raped somebody.
(*) Danced in the rain.
(*) Been rejected.
() Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
(*) Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
() Been raped.
Хис
89%. Чет я думала больше будет. biggrin.gif
Ilan Thorn
Хант


L0rd D@rth $m1th
Пока что наиболее низкая планка, что я видел - 30%. Возьмешься побить?

Heath
Ух ты. Это новый мировой рекорд. Я отброшен на второе место. Впрочем, нужно делать поправку на возраст - 14 лет, все еще впереди ;)
Хис
Цитата(Ilan Thorn @ 14.12.2011, 17:19) *
Heath
Ух ты. Это новый мировой рекорд. Я отброшен на второе место. Впрочем, нужно делать поправку на возраст - 14 лет, все еще впереди ;)

Ну да. Я ничего не ломал, никого не ломал, не видел смерти, не пьянел.Ну и т.п.
Antill
41 %
Гелій
74%
Ilan Thorn
Ах да, сам-то не отметился - 78%

Кстати, поддержу инициативу Бэйна и тоже раскрою карты.
Будет о чем писать в "Человек над тобой" trollface.gif

() Smoked.
(x) Drank alcohol.
() Cried when someone died.
() Been drunk.
() Had sex.
(x) Been to a concert.
() gotten/given a handjob.
() gotten/given a blowjob.
() Been verbally/sexually harassed.
() Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
() Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
(x) Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
() Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
() Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
(x) Been to prom.
(x) Cried at school.
() Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
() Went streaking.
() Given or received a lap dance.
(x) Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.

() Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
() Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
() Kissed a stranger.
() Hugged a stranger.
() Went scuba diving.
() Driven a car.
(x) Gotten an x-ray.
() Hit by a car.
() Had a party.
() Done serious drugs.

() Played strip poker/darts.
() Got paid to strip for someone.
() Run away from home.
() Broken a bone.
() Eaten sushi.
() Bought porn.
() Watched porn.
() Made porn.
() Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
() Been in love.

() Made Out.
(x) Laughed so hard you cried.
() Cried yourself to sleep.
() Laughed yourself to sleep.
() Stabbed yourself.
(x) Shot a gun.
() Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
(x) Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
() Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
() Watched an animal die.

() Watched a person die.
() Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person.
(x) Pranked somebody.
() Put somebody in the hospital.
(x) Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
() Kissed somebody of the same sex.
() Dressed punk.
() Dressed goth.
() Dressed preppy.
() Been to a motocross race.

(x) Avoided somebody.
() Been stalked.
() Stalked someone.
(x) Met a celebrity.
(x) Played an instrument.
(x) Ridden a horse.
(x) Cut yourself.
() Bungee jumped.
() Ding dong ditched somebody.
() Been to a wild party.

() Got caught stealing something.
() Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
() Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
() Gone out with your friend's crush.
() Got arrested.
() Been pregnant.
() Babysat.
(x) Been to another country.
() Started your house on fire.
() Had an encounter with a ghost.

() Donated your hair to cancer patients.
() Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
() Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
() Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
() Sat on your butt all day.
(x) Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
(x) Had a job.
() Gotten cut from a sports team.
() Been called a wh***.
() Danced like a wh***.

(x) Been mistaken as older than your own age.
(x) Been in a car accident.
() Been told you have beautiful eyes.
() Been told you have beautiful hair.
() Raped somebody.
() Danced in the rain.
() Been rejected.
() Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
() Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
() Been raped.
Хис
Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
А вот это я перевести не совсем смог.

Елки, я же был за границей. Х_Х 88
Гелій
Цитата(Heath @ 14.12.2011, 19:54) *
Laughed so hard something came out of your nose

о, точно

Цитата(Heath @ 14.12.2011, 19:54) *
А вот это я перевести не совсем смог

ну вроде смеялся так, что потом вытираться надо было)
Хис
Цитата(combinER @ 14.12.2011, 17:59) *
о, точно


ну вроде смеялся так, что потом вытираться надо было)

"your nose" причем здесь?
Гелій
ну сопли откуда идут
Shinoda
Цитата
А вот это я перевести не совсем смог.

Смеялся в процессе питья, что вызвало выплеск жидкости из носа же. Молока, напрмер.
Хис
Цитата(Shinoda @ 14.12.2011, 18:00) *
Смеялся в процессе пития, что вызвало выплеск жидкостей из носа же.

почему пития?
Keeper
69%.
Shinoda
Логически додумал.
Ilan Thorn
Цитата
"your nose" причем здесь?


Потому что, как правило, источником "утечки" становится именно нос. В моем случае, например, я засмеялся, когда пил и сделал рефлекторный резкий вдох, из-за чего произошло маленькое "захлебывание".
Хис
Ксо, я ваще не о том.
Shinoda
Об орфографии?)
Хис
Цитата(Shinoda @ 14.12.2011, 18:08) *
Об орфографии?)

нет. Почему вы про "питие" говорите? Оо
Ilan Thorn
Потому что это наиболее вероятный способ засмеяться так, чтобы что-то вышло из носа.
Shinoda
Упс, слоупок.)
Хис
Цитата(Ilan Thorn @ 14.12.2011, 18:12) *
Потому что это наиболее вероятный способ засмеяться так, чтобы что-то вышло из носа.

Хм..Ну да, логично.
Ilan Thorn
Цитата
Laughed yourself to sleep.

Ниманд, как тебе это удалось?
Niemand's Shadowfeed
может я не совсем правильно понял этот пункт? Я его перевел как "ржал до полной потери сил". Не так?
Ilan Thorn
Хм, наверное, правильно. Потому что "поржал и заснул" - вариант все-таки слишком абсурдный ;)
Хис
biggrin.gif хотя. Сполз под стол от смеха — уснул.
Гелій
нет, здесь буквальный перевод
D.G.
Коробка мороженого очень сильно нас имеет, не поспоришь.
Ilan Thorn
D.G.
You have no idea...
D.G.
Ilan Thorn
Oh, my god, that's why all the ice-cream cones are... cones?!
Ilan Thorn
D.G.
Хм. Об этом я как-то не думал...
D.G.
Ilan Thorn
I did all the thinking we need trollface.gif
Слишком гейская реплика =/
Хант
43% хотя половины ни хера не понял
(x) Smoked.
(x) Drank alcohol.
(х) Cried when someone died.
(x) Been drunk.
(x) Had sex.
(x) Been to a concert.
(x) gotten/given a handjob.
(x) gotten/given a blowjob.
() Been verbally/sexually harassed.
(x) Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
() Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
(х) Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
(х) Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
(х) Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
() Been to prom.
() Cried at school.
() Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
() Went streaking.
(х) Given or received a lap dance.
(х) Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.

(х) Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
(х) Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
(х) Kissed a stranger.
(х) Hugged a stranger.
() Went scuba diving.
(х) Driven a car.
(х) Gotten an x-ray.
() Hit by a car.
() Had a party.
() Done serious drugs.

(х) Played strip poker/darts.
(х) Got paid to strip for someone.
(х) Run away from home.
(х) Broken a bone.
(х) Eaten sushi.
(х) Bought porn.
(х) Watched porn.
() Made porn.
() Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
(х) Been in love.

() Made Out.
(x) Laughed so hard you cried.
() Cried yourself to sleep.
() Laughed yourself to sleep.
(х) Stabbed yourself.
(х) Shot a gun.
() Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
(х) Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
(х) Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
(х) Watched an animal die.

() Watched a person die.
() Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person.
(х) Pranked somebody.
(х) Put somebody in the hospital.
(х) Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
() Kissed somebody of the same sex.
() Dressed punk.
() Dressed goth.
(х) Dressed preppy.
() Been to a motocross race.

(х) Avoided somebody.
(х) Been stalked.
(х) Stalked someone.
() Met a celebrity.
(х) Played an instrument.
() Ridden a horse.
(х) Cut yourself.
() Bungee jumped.
() Ding dong ditched somebody.
(х) Been to a wild party.

(х) Got caught stealing something.
(х) Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
() Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
() Gone out with your friend's crush.
() Got arrested.
() Been pregnant.
() Babysat.
() Been to another country.
() Started your house on fire.
() Had an encounter with a ghost.

() Donated your hair to cancer patients.
() Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
() Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
(х) Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
() Sat on your butt all day.
(х) Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
(х) Had a job.
() Gotten cut from a sports team.
() Been called a wh***.
() Danced like a wh***.

(х) Been mistaken as older than your own age.
(х) Been in a car accident.
(х) Been told you have beautiful eyes.
(х) Been told you have beautiful hair.
(х) Raped somebody.
(х) Danced in the rain.
() Been rejected.
(х) Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
(х) Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
() Been raped.
Ilan Thorn
Кстати, интересно отслеживать связь процента и возраста. Похоже, точка резкого слома из категории "70-80" в "30-50" находится в среднем где-то около 20-летнего возраста.

Ничего, я свой результат так скоро терять не намерен.
Гелій
Цитата(Ilan Thorn @ 14.12.2011, 21:47) *
Кстати, интересно отслеживать связь процента и возраста

Честно интересно?
Ilan Thorn
Цитата
Честно интересно?

Статистика всегда интересна. Да и потом, чем бы ни заниматься, только не рецензиями))
Гелій
Цитата(Ilan Thorn @ 14.12.2011, 21:49) *
чем бы заниматься

Ну по списку иди))
Хант
Илан, так ведь всё равно анализ по сути.
Прометей
78%. Что-то не понял, что-то понял не так, поэтому звездочку к тем пунктам не ставил.
Larimda
Вкусности

(+) Smoked.
(+) Drank alcohol.
() Cried when someone died.
(+) Been drunk.
() Had sex.
(+) Been to a concert.
(+) gotten/given a handjob.
(+) gotten/given a blowjob.
(+) Been verbally/sexually harassed.
(+) Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
(+) Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
(+) Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
(+) Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
(+) Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
(+) Been to prom.
(+) Cried at school.
(+) Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
(+) Went streaking.
(+) Given or received a lap dance.
(+) Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.

(+) Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
(+) Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
(+) Kissed a stranger.
(+) Hugged a stranger.
(+) Went scuba diving.
(+) Driven a car.
(+) Gotten an x-ray.
(+) Hit by a car.
(+) Had a party.
(+) Done serious drugs.

(+) Played strip poker/darts.
(+) Got paid to strip for someone.
(+) Run away from home.
(+) Broken a bone.
(+) Eaten sushi.
(+) Bought porn.
(+) Watched porn.
(+) Made porn.
(+) Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
(+) Been in love.

(+) Made Out.
(+) Laughed so hard you cried.
(+) Cried yourself to sleep.
(+) Laughed yourself to sleep.
(+) Stabbed yourself.
(+) Shot a gun.
(+) Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
(+) Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
(+) Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
(+) Watched an animal die.

(+) Watched a person die.
(+) Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person.
(+) Pranked somebody.
(+) Put somebody in the hospital.
(+) Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
(+) Kissed somebody of the same sex.
(+) Dressed punk.
(+) Dressed goth.
(+) Dressed preppy.
(+) Been to a motocross race.

(+) Avoided somebody.
(+) Been stalked.
(+) Stalked someone.
(+) Met a celebrity.
(+) Played an instrument.
(+) Ridden a horse.
(+) Cut yourself.
(+) Bungee jumped.
(+) Ding dong ditched somebody.
(+) Been to a wild party.

(+) Got caught stealing something.
(+) Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
(+) Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
(+) Gone out with your friend's crush.
(+) Got arrested.
(+) Been pregnant.
(+) Babysat.
(+) Been to another country.
(+) Started your house on fire.
(+) Had an encounter with a ghost.

(+) Donated your hair to cancer patients.
(+) Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
(+) Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
(+) Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
(+) Sat on your butt all day.
(+) Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
(+) Had a job.
(+) Gotten cut from a sports team.
(+) Been called a wh***.
(+) Danced like a wh***.

(+) Been mistaken as older than your own age.
(+) Been in a car accident.
(+) Been told you have beautiful eyes.
(+) Been told you have beautiful hair.
(+) Raped somebody.
(+) Danced in the rain.
(+) Been rejected.
(+) Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
(+) Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
(+) Been raped.

99% Кажись я выиграл
Ilan Thorn
"Единая Россия", уйди!

Историк
Sir, I salute you!
Хант
Гелий, хорош баловаться фейками!
Гелій
Цитата(Хант @ 14.12.2011, 21:57) *
Гелий, хорош баловаться фейками!

С чего ты решил что это я? 0_о
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